A man of illustrious tack,
slipped on the remains of a snack.
Revenge, though appealing
he stopped short of dealing.
He just couldn't get RiskyBack.
Using Yertle/turtle is cheating.
IMO
We all know the fellow called IRoll
And that he won't shut his piehole
But he codes pretty well
so I'll never tell
Him what he can do with my pole