asm asm is offline now
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Player #230
Joined WarGear 7th Nov 2009
Last Visit 4th Sep 2010 15:39
Country United States
Championship Points 156 (#1)
Global Ranking Score 1699 (#34)
H Rating 67%
Average turn time 5 hours 16m
Boots / Surrenders 4 boots / 5 surrenders
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I don't play defense.


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Thu 12th Aug 02:26
Message from IRoll11s
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Anvilicious
#92 of 92
Tue 10th Aug 22:43
Message from gsmobley
I did it...I finally in the 15th game, did the seeming impossible...I beat you, lol. Hooray me!
#91 of 92
Tue 3rd Aug 11:35
Message from RiskyBack
I read you ToS post on my wall and I don't really understand. He already had the money. It's not like map sales are kept in an escrow account or anything. It goes into his account and then he pays (or doesn't) out of it. I was out the money and he had it anyways so I decided to do the spiteful thing and use it the only way I could. I like doing things out of spite. If I could find a way to do laundry out of spite I would have the cleanest clothes in the world!
#90 of 92
Sun 1st Aug 14:52
Message from Dud
I like your new profile pic
#89 of 92
Sat 31st Jul 17:22
Message from CiscoKid
Stole your avatar for ToS :-)
#88 of 92
Mon 26th Jul 14:33
Message from General Domination
Bravo on the profile pic. Reminds me of this classic picture: http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/swiftpenguin/iron-my-shirt.jpg
#87 of 92
Fri 23rd Jul 14:46
Message from alister
You are correct on all accounts, asm. I wish I had better news!
#86 of 92
Sun 18th Jul 05:33
Message from IRoll11s
So you don't play defense eh? I always knew you were offensive.
#85 of 92
Sun 18th Jul 01:08
Message from Edward Nygma
Thanks
#84 of 92
Wed 14th Jul 22:07
Message from Mongrel
Norseman's wall alliteration applies to you as well.
#83 of 92
Sat 3rd Jul 11:09
Message from Dud
Hey ASM, thanks for the heads up on killing 1000 of my prime enemies! I didn't notice until I had 1002 eliminated, my bad. I notice you are doing the same and our percentage of kills per game is about the same, AWESOME to know you do the heavy lifting as well.... Now, let's go find some blood.... ;)
#82 of 92
Sat 26th Jun 10:15
Message from RiskyBack
I'm glad I never actually read P&P&Z then. I wanted to keep the dream of the idea alive and was afraid to read it for just that reason. In FFB news, I have the lead in all pitching categories but just slightly and I have 2 pitchers going today and not sure what to do about it. I like the pitchers, but not really the matchups but my opponent has got some pitchers and they are iffy. Gonna be a long morning for RiskyBack going back and forth on it. At least my White Sox are only 1 1/2 games back now so the rest doesn't really matter.
#81 of 92
Thu 24th Jun 23:44
Message from RiskyBack
So I figured out why I was doing so bad at my H2H fantasy baseball league.....I was playing to win. You have to play to not lose! Now, as soon as I hit the minimum innings for my league I sit my pitching staff and watch their numbers drop while mine stays the same. It's like the line from the movie "Dazed and Confused": "That's what I love about High School girls, I keep getting older and they stay the same age"
#80 of 92
Thu 24th Jun 15:05
Message from RiskyBack
I don't know if you were serious about you holding up the McRisky's tournament, but I have decided to blame you anyways and have posted a message in the tournament for everybody to post their complaints here. You're Welcome! http://www.wargear.net/tournaments/view/65
#79 of 92
Thu 24th Jun 06:57
Message from Genkiwi
Are you ashm as well? Lord Edgar is telling everyone in the forum that you are!
#78 of 92
Thu 24th Jun 06:55
Message from Genkiwi
Are you ashm as well???????????
#77 of 92
Tue 22nd Jun 17:29
Message from Norseman
Thanks, I got lucky with those Across the Great Divide wins, especially that huge game. I might have been able to hold onto #1, but right now I'm just trying to play out all of my active games. I'm starting a new job in a few weeks, and it's going to make it a lot harder to play during the day, so I'm trying to cut back significantly.
#76 of 92
Thu 17th Jun 14:39
Message from jamb2
you wouldn't happen to be from......Walterboro would you?
#75 of 92
Thu 17th Jun 13:13
Message from jamb2
Hey asm, why don't you play one on one in the tournaments? come on let's do this.
#74 of 92
Mon 14th Jun 14:12
Message from matt w
How do u get championShip Points?
#73 of 92
Fri 11th Jun 22:46
Message from Gimli
Do you have to be bacon to get into bacon heaven when you die? what about a salted pig? Or is this bacon heaven just a street in heaven where all the vegans pig out? :)
#72 of 92
Thu 10th Jun 10:36
Message from jamb2
Maybe we should go one on one in a tournament then. How about that sweetie?
#71 of 92
Mon 7th Jun 17:03
Message from Yertle
Note: Bacon flavored sunflower seeds are actually pretty gross.
#70 of 92
Sat 5th Jun 18:06
Message from jamb2
You scared?
#69 of 92
Sat 5th Jun 12:59
Message from ashm
You must tell everybody what a liar and a bacstabbing shit Lorg_edgar is.He is still telling everybody we are the same person.So people trys to eliminate us. He is so stupid that i cant belive it.
#68 of 92
Sat 29th May 16:01
Message from ashm
ok,good everybody knows.
#67 of 92
Sat 29th May 04:27
Message from ashm
Lord_edgar is telling everybody that we are the same person.He is a fucking liar.
#66 of 92
Fri 28th May 15:46
Message from Yertle
I spilled hot bacon grease on my foot last night, now my 3 small toes and part of my foot are nice and burnt. Just thought you'd like to know Mr. Bacon Man.
#65 of 92
Tue 25th May 20:37
Message from KrocK
Middle East 1 is for territory 74 and Middle East 2 is for territory 75.
#64 of 92
Tue 18th May 14:41
Message from Morbo
Where's your trophy?
#63 of 92
Thu 6th May 19:40
Message from RiskyBack
These people kissing your Arse? You have 20 pts on the USA map and 15 on Global Warfare.....SMTN! Your points on Resident Wargear are impressive but I notice a severe lack of championship points in RiskyMaps. Does that say something about my maps or about your play? hhhhmmmmmm.............
#62 of 92
Wed 5th May 19:33
Message from norlingk
some of the points came from the schooling he gave me in an Infection game...... I had a couple of minor screw ups, but thought I had it up to around the third-to-the-last round.....
#61 of 92
Tue 4th May 18:04
Message from Pluto
I notice you've broke the 100 Championship Points Barrier. Congratulations - Well Played - Well Deserved
#60 of 92
Tue 4th May 18:02
Message from Pluto
I notice you've broke the 100 Championship Points Barrier. Congratulations - Well Played - Well Deserved
#59 of 92
Fri 30th Apr 21:55
Message from norlingk
Kewl. is that an adult beverage in the hand?
#58 of 92
Fri 30th Apr 21:03
Message from norlingk
What is the AACKL?
#57 of 92
Fri 30th Apr 10:03
Message from idealspark
there is always love in my heart for people like you asm, but sometimes you gots ta go.
#56 of 92
Wed 28th Apr 14:47
Message from mjhodges
I'm trying asm... in the end I had to take one of yours out to progress. With 6 units every turn it's impossible to break through his 10...
#55 of 92
Mon 26th Apr 12:40
Message from Raptor
Nice work! 90 is very impressive!
#54 of 92
Mon 26th Apr 10:33
Message from Yertle
Grats on #1! Impressive list of boards with Championship Points as well!
#53 of 92
Mon 26th Apr 03:03
Message from IRoll11s
What if I live a stone's throw away?
#52 of 92
Sun 25th Apr 11:32
Message from Norseman
Grats on #1. :-)
#51 of 92
Sat 24th Apr 02:34
Message from Gimli
Wow, you and Yertle are just flying up that board! one more point!
#50 of 92
Fri 23rd Apr 22:11
Message from Mongrel
My cracked-the-top-10 noise went "chk chk..... BOOOOOOM!" It's actually my default success noise, except in the bedroom. That'd be weird.
#49 of 92
Thu 22nd Apr 12:32
Message from Yertle
Nice jump up there with the points, that was a fast 10!
#48 of 92
Fri 16th Apr 12:31
Message from Dud
What is your secret? ;)
#47 of 92
Tue 13th Apr 00:41
Message from IRoll11s
Tnx for putting up with my empty dev game for a day. =]
#46 of 92
Sat 10th Apr 23:28
Message from Toaster
"most-er"? I'm gonna give you some artistic license on that one. Nicely done.
#45 of 92
Wed 7th Apr 15:27
Message from RiskyBack
I'm in a head-2-head fantasy Baseball league and it's my first time doing h2h and I wondering if you think that overthinking each week is a good idea. If the team I'm playing is low in a stat try to make just enough to win that stat and make up somewhere else or if it is best just to put out your overall strongest lineup each week. I'll always factor in matchups for the week but I'm not sure how far to take it. Oh, and I liked Shadow better than Game and Xenocide was one of my favorites but that was just because it had an Anthropology feel to it and dealt with a lot of issues that I studied in school. 2 book recommendations for you: Best Served Cold by Joe Abercrombie and Soon I will be Invincible by Austin Grossman
#44 of 92
Mon 5th Apr 14:51
Message from Yertle
Just finished the 4 main Ender books, Game was probably the best (although I think it could have been expanded a bit without ruining it). Definitely think the rest went a bit too detailed or uneedingly long and Children of the Mind still kind of just ended and everything resolved all hunky dory. Will probably read the Shadow series soon, I read Ender's Shadow a few months ago, it was pretty good, but knowing what's going to happen doesn't lead to much thrilling outcomes.
#43 of 92
Thu 1st Apr 14:34
Message from Hugh
neck and neck last couple of days, lots of lead changes - good luck! BTW - we are last and 2nd to last on SimCity.
#42 of 92
Thu 1st Apr 06:38
Message from bdf101
Hehe, yeah, I found that pretty amusing too. A tad annoying, I must admit, you sly SOB :p, your timing was spot on. Luckily for me, you got stuck right in the middle for most of the game.
#41 of 92
Wed 31st Mar 12:09
Message from Cramchakle
I couldn't help but notice that your friend is showering with her skirt on. Weird.
#40 of 92
Thu 25th Mar 21:49
Message from PH Wrestler
wo wo we wo you need to worry bout yourself if you know we skip and boot then just dont play with us
#39 of 92
Thu 25th Mar 21:47
Message from PH Wrestler
wo wo we wo you need to worry bout your self there if you now we skipp and boot just do play with ur
#38 of 92
Tue 23rd Mar 17:00
Message from Edward Nygma
Sorry about that, I'll change the colors and update.
#37 of 92
Tue 23rd Mar 15:11
Message from Yertle
Thanks! I made KrocK's color a smidge darker (for future games).
#36 of 92
Sun 21st Mar 01:55
Message from Gimli
:) you should get your team victory notification for the "My Kingdom" game in a few days! but really, I had a lot of help from IRoll1s. I barely pulled it off as it was... but some wheeling and dealing and being able to recover from my mistakes helped...
#35 of 92
Wed 17th Mar 18:33
Message from Davidny212
I let players have the option of setting the fog the way they want. I believe in flexiablity. I guess it is annoying if you joined thinking it was a fog game, but they do have that fog icon to denote it.
#34 of 92
Mon 8th Mar 14:42
Message from Yertle
Wooo, good to be ahead of you by double digits again, actually had me scared there for a second :P
#33 of 92
Wed 3rd Mar 00:17
Message from Edward Nygma
I do, thank you.
#32 of 92
Thu 25th Feb 23:10
Message from Yertle
Ya, I like Gear Wars, but it is one of those maps that the more you play it, the more you win, especially when playing someone that is new to it. A bit unfair (not all that proud of it), but like I said, good map and fun to play which is why I went ahead to 1500.
#31 of 92
Thu 25th Feb 19:41
Message from Edward Nygma
He said, "You're going to send me to jail for 6 years," to which the Judge replied, "Quite the paradox, you cunning criminal, you. Please, go back to the streets and run an enigmatic muck."
#30 of 92
Thu 25th Feb 17:23
Message from Cramchakle
I hadn't thought of it, but I like it. What kind of limit are you thinking? 5?
#29 of 92
Thu 25th Feb 14:38
Message from RiskyBack
I'm pretty sure Ironical is not a word and even if it is I don't think Otium is using it correctly. I think you should start posting tons of crap on his profile!
#28 of 92
Tue 23rd Feb 13:49
Message from Yertle
"a probable psycho." Gotta say, I do agree with this :D
#27 of 92
Tue 23rd Feb 12:47
Message from Hugh
Congratulations and welcome to the top 10! I feel responsible for this anomaly but I had to take my shot at glory in the game. Seriously though, we knew it was a matter of time before you made it.
#26 of 92
Sun 21st Feb 13:23
Message from RiskyBack
Dude, can't you ever NOT start something?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Just to let you know, with the new Dual Layers I can do Rent is Due like I wanted to. It's gonna look nice. I've already made the image layer, now I just got to make a fill layer and adapt the image layer to make it work. This week, hopefully. I just made subtle changes to update my apartment but the gameplay should be exactly the same without the stupid border lines! I'm excited.
#25 of 92
Fri 19th Feb 23:20
Message from Otium
ok, just a quick summary: for me its obviuos to play to win without cheating. until somebody start complaining about other players' move or tactics in general defining the game "ridiculous" insinuating that there is a cospiracy against him. I definetely find it childish. it's meant to be funny playing such a game? not for me. that's why I kill myself and I ask you if you agree terminating the game. I complain about your incredible lack of sense of humor because you think I was serious when I said that I was having fun... the only riculous thing in all the affair is the thread you open in the forum... anyway I don't hold a grudge against you, good luck for your next games and, please, have fun :)
#24 of 92
Fri 19th Feb 23:17
Message from Otium
ok, just a quick summary: for me its obviuos to play to win without cheating. until somebody start complaining about other players' move or tactics in general defining the game "ridiculous" insinuating that there is a cospiracy against him. I definetely find it childish. it's meant to be funny playing such a game? not for me. that's why I kill myself and I ask you if you agree terminating the game. I complain about your incredible lack of sense of humor because you think I was serious when I said that I was having fun... the only riculous thing in all the affair is the thread you open in the forum... anyway I don't hold a grudge against you, good luck for your next games and, please, have fun :)
#23 of 92
Fri 19th Feb 22:17
Message from Otium
It wasn't funny at all. my posts were ironical, obviously. I lost on purpose just because you insinuate that there are too many coincidences. I can't understand the reason why of such a cospiracy, maybe you can explain. SO this game was't funny just because you start complaining like a child because you cannot take advantage of the stupid move of other players. when I propose to terminate the game, why you don't answer? maybe that's another cospiracy.
#22 of 92
Fri 19th Feb 21:07
Message from Otium
boring player. no sense of humor. a probable psycho.
#21 of 92
Thu 11th Feb 13:59
Message from nootle
hi
#20 of 92
Wed 10th Feb 14:36
Message from bengaltiger
Thanks. I don't know that I'm all that special, there are a lot of good players here, including yourself. ;-)
#19 of 92
Sat 6th Feb 11:11
Message from KrocK
Ive updated the Germany map so the black doesn't screw with it anymore. Thanks for pointing it out :)
#18 of 92
Tue 2nd Feb 13:41
Message from Kjeld
I have to say, that was one of the more satisfying turns I've taken in a long while. Better luck next time =D
#17 of 92
Tue 19th Jan 20:02
Message from Dud
Not really sure. I have known this game for my whole life, so I am quite familiar. But, you are no slouch yourself. I post up a lot of games, please join one when you get a chance.
#16 of 92
Mon 18th Jan 21:28
Message from Cramchakle
I have no idea what you're talking about. Jerkoff.
#15 of 92
Mon 18th Jan 01:30
Message from Vataro
That's right! =D
#14 of 92
Sun 17th Jan 14:45
Message from Vataro
Well, I'm definitely a nerd =P.
#13 of 92
Sun 17th Jan 14:04
Message from Vataro
Hey man, thanks for the concern. I've just been busy with the start of a new semester. 3 classes, starting my dissertation research, and have to teach 2 labs. I'm trying to keep up with my turns, but haven't really been joining new games lately =/.
#12 of 92
Mon 11th Jan 13:50
Message from RiskyBack
Actually he came out with a one-off called "Empire" I think a few years ago and it shocked me. It wasn't the normal Card style and it had a twist that really was not in his usual ilk. It's a present day military novel about terrorism and Govenment conspiracies and stuff. Pretty darn good. I suggest "Heros Die" by Matthew Woodring Stover if you haven't read it. Really one of the most creative concepts and My Favorite anti-hero of all time. The sequel "Blade of Tyshal" is awesome too but in a totally different way. There is a 3rd "Cain: Blackknife" but only if you can't get enough of Cain (which I can't). Creates a whole world within a world and takes shots at pop culture, religious Zealots, the media and most of all, Hero Worship! Really, it's a great read and the opening scene alone will make you want to read the rest....it's brutally AWESOME!
#11 of 92
Mon 11th Jan 13:24
Message from RiskyBack
Did you read Orson Scott Card's "Homebound" series and if so what did you think. I enjoyed the first one I think and kept reading but by the end of the second to last book I had lost all feeling of joy towards it and didn't even read the ending. Of course, the last book was set in the future without any of the original characters so I can't see how I missed anything. Just curious.
#10 of 92
Sun 20th Dec 12:36
Message from Kjeld
I have to say that was one of the more enjoyable wins I've had recently =D. I rolled decently well at the beginning, but your final 4 units killed off about 15 of mine. The map is uber-unbalanced against the 2nd player, and moreover is not at all about the connect-four strategy -- it's more about all-out attacking since it's a duel and abandon is on, which gives advantage to aggressive play. I think it would be improved by a limit on number of attacks per turn.
#9 of 92
Mon 14th Dec 13:10
Message from Cramchakle
thanks for the feedback on the glowing red. i'll find a way to tweak it a bit.
#8 of 92
Sun 13th Dec 13:36
Message from Kjeld
It was a good game while it lasted. We kept the balance quite well for a long time -- it's always precarious trying to maintain a 3-way equilibrium.
#7 of 92
Fri 4th Dec 23:04
Message from Cramchakle
I almost didn't make the request, as I figured it might be too much for some people.
#6 of 92
Fri 4th Dec 13:32
Message from Yertle
Lol, great title!
#5 of 92
Thu 3rd Dec 12:33
Message from Yertle
Are the rest of the Ender books not as good? I've heard good things about them.
#4 of 92
Sun 29th Nov 13:55
Message from DeadByDawn
lol - hey ASM - we doing firsties on walls?
#3 of 92
Wed 25th Nov 19:20
Message from RiskyBack
Hey, if you have an idea for a Romania map I will gladly keep mine unreleased. It's nothing special, it was just a simple map to get used to the design tool and it has nothing special about it. If you have one that you wanna do I'm totally cool not releasing and ending the review but just let me know.
#2 of 92
Sun 8th Nov 21:26
Message from IRoll11s
First Post!!111 LOLOLOL
#1 of 92