The rules are simple:
1. Post an action.
2. Your result will be determined by the roll of a die.
Any action that triggers a third-party attack on the player immediately grants a free defence roll.

The basic breakdown is as follows:

1 : Unbelievably total failure. Action WILL backfire.
2-4 : Failure, with penalty
5-7 : Marginal failure with possible penalty
8-10 : Failure, no penalty
11-13 : Straightforward success
14-16 : Success, with possible bonus
17-19 : Success, with circumstantial bonus
20 : MAXIMUM POWER. Guaranteed success, with added bonus.

Under binary conditions, 1-10 fails, 11-20 succeeds.

Note that attempting an action requiring an intermediate action (i.e. starting a car with no keys) automatically fails. Also note that the same action cannot be taken twice in a row. Take heed that your GM is unstable, and may tweak the playing field independent of player actions. Almost anything goes, but be warned that metagaming will anger the RNG Gods

Each player may submit one action per turn. A turn lasts at most one day and at least until every active player has submitted an action. The game is played in rounds that last until one player remains alive.

Don't know if I quite get this but here goes:

*Runs around a tree

* sticks foot out in front of Attlila

Thats it guys, it will all make sense once I do Update 1.

Once we have four players, I will launch it

* shoots a Raptor through the skull with a bow and arrow.

Yertle wrote:

* shoots a Raptor through the skull with a bow and arrow.

Does your action refer to a specific raptor or just "a raptor"?  Perhaps there is a falcon in the tree above Attila.  :)

I will decide such things on whichever is more hilarious ;)

Aiken Drumn wrote:

I will decide such things on whichever is more hilarious ;)

Hey, a little DM "guidance" never hurt.

ummm

* skins Yertle for turtle soup with a side of raptor wings (attila, bring the beer when you get up)

Oh god, I just realised we can't edit posts here! Arghgh!

Play it as it lies....

Yeah, but I really needed to be able to edit the OP with stuff as the game progressed. Oh well, i'll just have to get creative with my signature!

AttilaTheHun wrote:

*Runs around a tree

11: You successfully circle the tree..

Raptor wrote:

* sticks foot out in front of Attlila

 

13: You trip Attlila, he grazes his knee (-1hp)

Yertle wrote:

* shoots a Raptor through the skull with a bow and arrow.

 20!: (You don't have any items at the start of the game thus: ) You find the most magnificent bow!

weathertop wrote:

* skins Yertle for turtle soup with a side of raptor wings (attila, bring the beer when you get up)

15: You find a skinning knife

STATS!

AtillaTheHun

15/15

Running around

Raptor

15/15

Bullying AtillaTheHun

Yertle

15/15

Hunting Raptor

Items:

Magnificent Bow (+3 to attack Rolls, +2 Damage)

weathertop

15/15

Items:

Skinning Knife (+1 atk, + 1Dmg)

*Kick Yertle towards Weathertop

Can more play or is this game limited to 4 players?

More welcome :)

*acquires a toothbrush

who needs a knife? :^)

*ambushes Yertle with knife

*reaches for the popcorn

* increases Bow skill, Defense skill, and Run speed