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Aiken Drumn wrote:

dunno if there is enough interest to keep this going? You guys want me to or not?

Amusement level -> Moderate

ditto. if it keeps goin i'll keep playin.

*digs a hole and miraculously finds everything I might ever want in this game*

*finds magic spell

*Plans and succesfully launches a coup taking over all of the world's governments

TheIronRelic wrote:

*Plans and succesfully launches a coup taking over all of the world's governments

Might want to instead launch a coup to take over this thread.

Yeah, sorry i've not kept up with this guys :/

 

Update 4!

 

AttilaTheHun wrote:

*finds the magic bag

11: You stumble upon a magic bag

Raptor wrote:

* finds cave and waits for parachute

6 (4): You twist your leg in agonising fashion

M57 wrote:

"finds new dentist ..and eats healthier.

14(15): Your new dentist gives you the fully Hollywood smile and the new diet makes you feel great!

weathertop wrote:

*steps behind the popcorn stand to buy healing cayenne flavored popcorn

20! Not just healing popcorn, this is regenerative popcorn!

Kjeld wrote:

*Acquires a variety of helpful popcorns in varying flavors

2 (4): Seems all sold out, and yours is looking pretty manky.

Yertle wrote:

*Stops the bleeding.

16: You stop the bleeding an heal to full health.

jefhw5 wrote:

*digs a hole and miraculously finds everything I might ever want in this game*

14: You find entertainment and delight! An a Flaming Sword..

itsnotatumor wrote:

*finds magic spell

16: You find a Scroll of Fireball (+8 Damage on target)

TheIronRelic wrote:

*Plans and succesfully launches a coup taking over all of the world's governments

 12: You start drawing up some plans in your basement

 

STATS!

 

AtillaTheHun

15/15

Running around

Items:

Magic Bag

 

Raptor

15/15

Bullying AtillaTheHun

Splinted Leg (-3 to movement for three turns)

 

Yertle

15/15

Hunting Raptor

Items:

Magnificent Bow (+3 to attack Rolls, +2 Damage)

 

M57

15/15

Items:

Tooth Brush (+1 to hygiene)

Hollywood Smile (+3 to socialising)

 

Kjeld

15/15

Items:

Popcorn 

Armoured popcorn-selling stand (+5 to defence rolls)

 

weathertop

5/15

Items:

Skinning Knife (+1 atk, + 1Dmg)

Arrow stuck in head

Bleeding (-2hp/turn)

Regenerative popcorn (+3hp/turn)

 

jefhw5

15/15

Items:

Flaming Sword (+1 atk, + 1Dmg)

 

 

itsnotatumor

15/15

Items:

Scroll of Fireball (+8 Damage on target)

 

TheIronRelic

15/15

BIG Plans (Trying to take over the world +1)

Goes to Wal-Mart, K-Mart and Russia to prepare and get supplies for World Domination.

*Goes to MIT, and Cal Tech, and Amazon.com to prepare and get supplies for World Domination.

*Fortifies pop-corn stand

*Goes to Smurf Village, Castle Greyskull, and Cybertron to prepare and get supplies for World Domination.

Kjeld wrote:

*Fortifies pop-corn stand

EDIT: *Given the up-trend in world domination schemes, HEAVILY fortifies pop-corn stand

*teams up with Yertle to endorse an anti-bullying campaign against Raptor

*buys majority stock in all World Domination suppliers

Where did weathertop get all that money?

Pffft! Like my suppliers are publicly traded! Whatever!

 

Update 5!

 

TheIronRelic wrote:

Goes to Wal-Mart, K-Mart and Russia to prepare and get supplies for World Domination.

8: You don't have the money to afford anything

 

M57 wrote:

*Goes to MIT, and Cal Tech, and Amazon.com to prepare and get supplies for World Domination.

5: You don't have a ticket. An get thrown off the bus to MIT (-1hp)

(((WARNING multiple actions will be ignored, I take your first action/destination only folks!)))

 

Kjeld wrote:

*Fortifies pop-corn stand

16: It is essentially a nuclear bunker now. You are VERY safe inside it.

 

itsnotatumor wrote:

*Goes to Smurf Village, Castle Greyskull, and Cybertron to prepare and get supplies for World Domination.

11: You arrive at Smurf Village

 

AttilaTheHun wrote:

*teams up with Yertle to endorse an anti-bullying campaign against Raptor

20! You are his ying to his yang. If both attacking Raptor on the same turn, you will both get +3 to your rolls!

 

weathertop wrote:

*buys majority stock in all World Domination suppliers

13: You don't have much money to buy stock, but you do get a few.

 

STATS!

 

AtillaTheHun

15/15

Running around

Ying (+3 dual attack Raptor with Yertle)

Items:

Magic Bag

 

Raptor

15/15

Bullying AtillaTheHun

Splinted Leg (-3 to movement for three turns)

 

Yertle

15/15

Hunting Raptor

Yang  (+3 dual attack Raptor with AtillaTheHun)

Items:

Magnificent Bow (+3 to attack Rolls, +2 Damage)

 

M57

14/15

Items:

Tooth Brush (+1 to hygiene)

Hollywood Smile (+3 to socialising)

 

Kjeld

15/15

Items:

Popcorn 

Uber-Armoured popcorn-selling stand (+8 to defence rolls)

 

weathertop

6/15

Items:

Skinning Knife (+1 atk, + 1Dmg)

Arrow stuck in head

Bleeding (-2hp/turn)

Regenerative popcorn (+3hp/turn)

10 x World Domination Suppliers Shares (Value 50p each)

 

jefhw5

15/15

Items:

Flaming Sword (+1 atk, + 1Dmg)

 

 

itsnotatumor

15/15

Items:

Scroll of Fireball (+8 Damage on target)

 

TheIronRelic

15/15

BIG Plans (Trying to take over the world +1)

 

*shoots the Raptor.