with a turtle's speed, i'd think you'd want it all on agility! ;^)

*develops good dental hygiene skills.

*tempts M57 with gingivitis fruit from tree

Update 2!

Raptor wrote:

*Kick Yertle towards Weathertop

1: You kick him in a funny angle, and you fracture your leg in multiple places!

M57 wrote:

*acquires a toothbrush

15: An quite an exciting toothbrush it is! (+1 to hygienic rolls)

weathertop wrote:

who needs a knife? :^)

*ambushes Yertle with knife

15 (16): You stab away at Yertile causing him to bleed (-3(4)HP)

Kjeld wrote:

*reaches for the popcorn

20: OMG, this Popcorn is AMAZING! You feel GREAT! (+6 to next roll, +2 to all rolls)

Yertle wrote:

* increases Bow skill, Defense skill, and Run speed

(8): You don't seem very talented at such things...

AttilaTheHun wrote:

*tempts M57 with gingivitis fruit from tree

13: He noshes down on the fruit, leaving his gums in a horrible condition!

STATS!

AtillaTheHun

15/15

Running around

Raptor

15/15

Bullying AtillaTheHun

Broken Leg (-8 to movement)

Yertle

11/15

Hunting Raptor

Bleeding (-1hp/turn)

Items:

Magnificent Bow (+3 to attack Rolls, +2 Damage)

M57

15/15

Items:

Tooth Brush (+1 to hygiene)

Suffering Gingivitis (-3 to socialising)

Kjeld

15/15

Items:

Popcorn (+2 to rolls) (+6 to next roll)

weathertop

15/15

Items:

Skinning Knife (+1 atk, + 1Dmg)

Hope everyone is enjoying this. The game is now CLOSED to new sign-ups, sorry! Anyone else can feel free to run their own game so I can play! :D M57, you posted two actions, so I took the first one.

Testing Signature...

would like to bite Attila's nose off but my mouth hurts too much, so instead..

*goes to the dentist and has some nice sharp stainless steel caps installed.

*shoot weathertop in the face with the bow and arrow

*Builds (armored) popcorn-selling stand

Kjeld wrote:

*Builds (armored) popcorn-selling stand

Hmm.. I wonder if the popcorn is armored? ..or perhaps the stand?  Either way, once I get my new teeth I might try a little of both.

Waiting on a few to update...

 

*splints leg

Update 3

 

M57 wrote: *goes to the dentist and has some nice sharp stainless steel caps installed.

11 (12): The dentist does some work, but he can only reduce your problems somewhat before such an operation.

Yertle wrote: *shoot weathertop in the face with the bow and arrow

 14 (17): The Arrow is comedically lodged right through his head! (-6(8)hp)

Kjeld wrote: *Builds (armored) popcorn-selling stand

12 (20!): Its essentially a castle, made of titanium, but with good access for paying customers.

AttilaTheHun wrote: * Steals armored popcorn from Kjeld

5: Its the castle thats armored, not the popcorn!

Raptor wrote: *splints leg

 16: You expertly splint it, fully healed with time.

 

STATS!

 

AtillaTheHun

15/15

Running around

 

Raptor

15/15

Bullying AtillaTheHun

Splinted Leg (-2 to movement for two turns)

 

Yertle

10/15

Hunting Raptor

Bleeding (-1hp/turn)

Items:

Magnificent Bow (+3 to attack Rolls, +2 Damage)

 

M57

15/15

Items:

Tooth Brush (+1 to hygiene)

Suffering mild Gingivitis (-1 to socialising)

 

Kjeld

15/15

Items:

Popcorn (+2 to rolls)

Armored popcorn-selling stand (+5 to defence rolls)

 

weathertop

7/15

Items:

Skinning Knife (+1 atk, + 1Dmg)

Arrow stuck in head

Bleeding (-2hp/turn)

*finds the magic bag

* finds cave and waits for parachute

"finds new dentist ..and eats healthier.

*steps behind the popcorn stand to buy healing cayenne flavored popcorn

*Acquires a variety of helpful popcorns in varying flavors

*Stops the bleeding.

dunno if there is enough interest to keep this going? You guys want me to or not?