I love this site, I really do, BUT . . .

Can someone please explain to me how this site continues to function without a joke-sharing forum thread? It seems like a remarkable oversight, which requires fixing.

So, I would like to humbly start one. Any joke, any topic, any meme, or otherwise funny matter can find its home here. Political jokes too - the aim is for an apolitical thread (meaning, make fun of everyone!). Puns are not only welcome, but expected.

ADMIN EDIT:

**REMEMBER** when posting images, make sure to resize to something reasonable -- In general you should look at restricting your meme image size to less than 400-600 pixels wide. I'll try to keep up with this thread and edit, shrink as needed. But as always, the more you do; the less we have to!

To get things started: I'm building a research laboratory at the bottom of a ravine. It's called Curious Gorge.

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.

this is one of my all-time favorite joke images. i still laugh so hard tears form everytime i allow myself to think about it too long!



Abraham the Mage wrote:To get things started: I'm building a research laboratory at the bottom of a ravine. It's called Curious Gorge.

A one-man band is marching along the edge of Curious Gorge, slips and falls over the edge.

BA-DUM-TISH!

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army?

A flat major!

told by my high school science teacher. in class.

how do you make a cat bark?

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douse it with gasoline and light a match... "WOOOF"

A blonde walks into a bar, you think she would've seen it.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. Guy looks down at the end of the bar, and there's a horse standing at the end of the bar with a big bucket of money sitting next to him on the bar. When the bartender delivers his beer, the guy asks about the horse and the bucket of money. Bartender says "You see that there horse? Well you put a dollar in the bucket, and then you take the horse in the next room. If you can make the horse laugh, you get to keep the bucket of money."

Guy walks to the end of the bar, drops a dollar in the bucket, takes the horse in the next room, comes back out not even 30 seconds later and the horse is following him and LAUGHING AND LAUGHING. Guy says "Thanks," finishes his beer, takes the bucket of money, drops $2 tip on the bar, and heads out the door.

4 weeks later, the same guy comes back to the bar, orders a beer, and as he's sitting down he sees the exact same horse sitting at the end of the bar with another bucket of money. Guy says to the bartender "Come on, this is easy, I did it last time, I can do it again!!"

Bartender says "Oh....no no no, sir. This time it's different. Same deal, but this time you gotta make the horse cry."

Guy stands up walks to the end of the bar, drops a dollar in the bucket, takes the horse in the next room, comes back out only 10 seconds later, and the horse is following him just absolutely WEEPING. Guy says "Thanks!" finishes his beer, takes the bucket of money, drops $2 tip on the bar, and heads for the door.

Bartender stops him and says "Wait wait wait....now we've had a LOT of people try both of those challenges, and none of them were able to make it happen. You HAVE to tell me your secret."

Guy says "Well.....to make the horse laugh, I told him I had a bigger dong than he did. To make him cry, I proved it."

Police are looking for a woman who stole thousands of dollars in cat-grooming supplies from an airport baggage carousel. Police describe the suspect as "single."

Five ants rented an apartment and then asked five other ants to come live with them. Now they are tenants living together.

A quote that makes me giggle:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde

I'm forming a tech startup/bakery mashup. It's called My Croissant

Officer: "Why did you rob the board game store?"

Thief: "You have to take a risk now and then."

Amidon37 wrote:Officer: "Why did you rob the board game store?"

Thief: "You have to take a risk now and then."

Dang, Amidon37! You certainly seem to have a Monopoly on these jokes.

Cop: "Sorry! but you're in Trouble"

I couldn't help myself. I had to try..

Me: Write a joke about a risk player throwing dice.

Chat GPT: Why did the Risk player throw the dice across the room?
Because they thought the best way to conquer territories was through "dice-stancing"!

Pretty groan-worthy, but technically it is actually a joke.