Where does a risk player keep his armies?
Up his sleevies.
My wife brought an interesting box of snacks home. After eating a couple I realized they were dog treats. No weird side effects at least, and besides I feel like a really good boy!
If this keeps going, we may have to make board game jokes Taboo
What I found amusing is that I just started watching Angie Tribeca (series from 2016) and saw this in episode 3(?). It's an interrogation scene between a hardcore detective and a very stoic, dare I say wooden, expression ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyeflyuwONQ&pp=ygUTdHJpYmVjYSBib2FyZCBnYW1lcw%3D%3D
friggin fantastic!!
Chat GPT: Why did the Risk player throw the dice across the room?
Because they thought the best way to conquer territories was through "dice-stancing"!
Pretty groan-worthy, but technically it is actually a joke.
Groan-worthy, yes. A joke, certainly.
Not sure many people could do any better with a two minute limit.