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    Standard Member BTdubs
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    Where does a risk player keep his armies?

    Up his sleevies.


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    Standard Member Abishai
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    My wife brought an interesting box of snacks home. After eating a couple I realized they were dog treats. No weird side effects at least, and besides I feel like a really good boy!

    Edited Mon 12th Jun 11:28 [history]

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    Standard Member Abraham the Mage
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    If this keeps going, we may have to make board game jokes Taboo


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    Standard Member agwyvern
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    What I found amusing is that I just started watching Angie Tribeca (series from 2016) and saw this in episode 3(?). It's an interrogation scene between a hardcore detective and a very stoic, dare I say wooden, expression ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyeflyuwONQ&pp=ygUTdHJpYmVjYSBib2FyZCBnYW1lcw%3D%3D


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    Enginerd weathertop
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    friggin fantastic!!

    I'm a man.
    But I can change,
    if I have to,
    I guess...

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    Premium Member Spider
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    Chat GPT: Why did the Risk player throw the dice across the room?
    Because they thought the best way to conquer territories was through "dice-stancing"!
    

    Pretty groan-worthy, but technically it is actually a joke.

    Groan-worthy, yes. A joke, certainly.

    Not sure many people could do any better with a two minute limit.


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    Standard Member Abraham the Mage
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    Boardgame jokes – Jokes by Scout Life


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    Standard Member Abraham the Mage
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    49 Boardgame Humor for Collectors ideas in 2023 | humor, bones funny, funny


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