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Kevin considers all of his critics to be worthless wrongdoers—or worse. When describing them, Kevin lets some of the most incorrigible, lubricious, and unimaginative words I've ever heard pass through his lips, words that serve no purpose other than to bring home the point that Kevin desperately wants us to believe that he is as innocent as a newborn lamb. We have two options: sit back and let such lies go unchallenged or fight back with the truth. I have decided to fight back. I shall do so by spreading the truth about how our real enemies are not people living in a distant land whose names we don't know and whose culture we don't understand. Our real enemies are Kevin E Wallace and all others who stigmatize any and all attempts to move our nation forward into stratospheres of greatness. Although the Gospel According to Kevin says that the key to living a long and happy life is to carve out space in the mainstream for linguacious, satanic politics, I maintain that he snorts around like a truffle pig in search of proof that hanging out with the worst kinds of bad-tempered, self-serving wing nuts there are is a wonderful, culturally enriching experience. I suspect that the only thing that Kevin will find from such a search is that he at first mainly suggested redefining humanity as alienated machines/beasts and then convincing everyone that they were never human to begin with. He then proposed pushing all of us to the brink of insanity. More recently, however, Kevin indicated he intends to introduce a zeitgeist of conspiracism to our society. Where does this stop? The answer is not obvious because one of Kevin's most loyal hirelings is known to have remarked, “Kevin would never dream of drawing unsuspecting misfits into the orbit of high-handed, morally questionable meatheads.†And there you have it: a direct quote from a primary source. The significance of that quote is that if Kevin sincerely believes that the more strepitant the communication, the more perspicuous the message, then he must be smoking something illegal.
